Hey Poo (Parody of Hey Jude by I forgot who made it but a parody of that song)

hey poo, go make some mud. Lay some bricks down. and make it browner. Remember to flush it after you fart. Then you can start. To make it browner

Hey poo. Don’t be afraid. Defecate. Go out and get her. The minute you slide it out from your skin. then you begin to make it browner

and anytime you feel the pain, hey poo, refrain, don’t push out the world between your bumcheeks for well you know that it’s a fool who sprays his stool while wiping too much after some brown leaks

hey poo, spray out that brown. a quarter pounder, now go and crap her remember to finish off with a fart then you can start to make it browner

so let it out don’t let it in, hey poo, begin you’re waiting for brown trout to perform with and don’t you know its number two, hey poo, you’ll do the movement you need is in your bowels

hey poo, go make some mud. Lay some bricks down. and make it browner. remember, to squeeze it out from your skin then you’ll begin to make it browner browner browner browner browner browner, oh

na na na nananana, nananana, hey poo (repeat X number of times, fade)